It’s 1:00am and I’m looking at this. The life of a cab driver…
You hear that clap?
jokes about white people are literally my favorite bc I’ve never heard one that isn’t fucking true and hilarious and honestly I don’t care if people make fun of me bc i have white privilege even as a woman and if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky
if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky
Headcanon that at some point Lilly makes the mistake of going “James be a dear and pass me [insert random household item]” and James turns into a fucking deer and Lilly walks out of the house and doesn’t return for about three hours
OH MY GOOOOOD
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.